DAMAGED GOODS
I spent the entire weekend down on my hands and knees sewing and I am stiff as all hell in my upper thighs and bottom. Today I am hobbling. This is stupid. Injured while sewing. Ha! Everyone at work will scoff. I'll have to think of something much better as my reason for stiffness. Got it. I had energetic sex all weekend? *
* Which would be really funny because my husband and child were away the entire weekend. Can a battery operated sex toy do that much damage?
That would have to have been one hell of a multitasking toy, there... ;-)
Posted by:Lee Ann | August 29, 2005 at 12:06 PM
I'm sure it's up to you!
Posted by:Nichola | August 29, 2005 at 02:24 PM
YOu made me laugh! But, seriously, hope you do not hobble for too long! What were you making?
Posted by:Jess | August 29, 2005 at 08:22 PM
Oh my. Maybe you should go with the "had to leap from the top of a speeding train to save a basket of squirming kittens" excuse instead.
Posted by:cari | August 29, 2005 at 10:01 PM
Now, aren't those devices sold as stress and tension relievers? I would think that you could UNDO that much damage with the proper, uh, application.
Have fun . . .
Posted by:julia fc | August 30, 2005 at 03:56 AM
An affair with Mr Husquvarna is truly worth the pain...
Posted by:di | August 30, 2005 at 08:21 AM
sadly, i have hurt myself knitting and even worse pulled out my back after spinning for several hours and getting up. it happens. and you could hurt yourself with a sex toy. i mean i have heard that, anyway.
Posted by:natasha fialkov | September 01, 2005 at 12:33 PM